28 August 2007

Ma non troppo

“You really don’t like men in uniform?”
“Well, I like men in vestments. Does that count?”

(Conversation reported by a friend in the metropole.)

The Church of Saint Paul the Disseisor

Another wonderful linguistic trouvaille in Maitland and Pollock (I:499-500, nonessential footnotes omitted):

At least for the purposes of popular thought and speech, God and the saints became the subjects of legal rights, if not of legal duties. [ . . . ] In the old land-books the notion is put before us in many striking phrases. In the oldest of them the newly converted Æthelbert says, ‘To thee Saint Andrew and to thy church at Rochester where Justus the Bishop presides I do give a portion of my land.’ The saint is the owner; his church at this place or that is mentioned because it is necessary to show of which of his many estates the gift is to form part. [ . . . ] Gradually (if we may so speak) the saint retires behind his churches; the church rather than the saint is thought of as the holder of lands and chattels. When it comes to precise legal thinking, the saint is an impracticable person, for if we ascribe rightful we may also have to ascribe wrongful possession to him, and from this we shrink, though Domesday Book courageously charges St Paul with an ‘invasion’ of land that is not his own*.

*D.B. ii. 13: ‘Aliam Nessetocham tenuit Turstinus Ruffus ... modo Sanctus Paulus invasit.’ We might compare this to those phrases current at Oxford and Cambridge which tell how Magdalen has won a cricket match and the like; but there is less of conscious abbreviation in the one case than in the other.

A remarkable Scrabble word

Yex, v. To hiccough. OED illustrates with, inter alia, a quotation from Urquhart's Rabelais: "He ... yawned, spitted, coughed, yexed."

25 August 2007

Overheard in the Atlantic conurbation (2)

“She thinks that Jesus is a hug. She actually said that to me.”
“Well, my mother thinks that Jesus is an ice-cream social, but she wouldn’t say it.”

“Most of my views on causation developed as a reaction against the Reagan administration.”

Prose composition project

Inspired by a joke I made up for a friend yesterday, when I wrote some dog-Greek referring to ‘brain in a vat’ as
:


Write a parody Platonic dialogue setting out Frank Jackson
’s well-known knowledge argument against physicalism, in the best Attic you can. Unlike the other challenges I’ve posted so far, I’ll have a go at this one myself, when I get time. Unfortunately that may be a while.

Vifgage

There are many reasons to read Pollock and Maitland’s masterpiece, The History of English Law before the Time of Edward I (Cambridge: CUP, 1895, 18982), but surely the wonderful words that one learns are high on the list. Example: vifgage (vivum vadium), in contrast to mortgage (mortuum vadium) (II.119): in a vifgage, the amount of the debt is progressively reduced by the profits that the creditor takes from the land given to him as a gage; in a mortgage, it is not. Further, if somewhat fanciful, etymological speculations in Glanvill x, 8, and Littleton § 332, according to the footnote.

20 August 2007

Overheard in the Atlantic conurbation

“----- is wonderful. It’s like being friends with a soap opera. Or several.”

“I thought you said that you only drank in class once.”
“No, I meant I only drank in one class.”

“There are many ways you can react to a six-foot tall painting of a vulva, but sneering isn’t really one of them.” (In reference to the nightclub Berghain, in Berlin.)